The Boy With The Smoothest, Sexiest Voice Ever

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livinginheadcanon:

soullesshusk:

livinginheadcanon:

queenofantiva:

rubenwho:

fireteam-crimson:

femshep:

krogan-kraken:

britnxe:

“The Mass Effect movie will center around male Shepard and the obvious choices he would make. Though Mass Effect is a shooter based game.”

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I knew it was going to be shit. I can’t even be disappointed.

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is anyone honestly all that surprised seriously?

“obvious choices”

which means liara romance.

which means I’m gonna go ahead and pass on everything and tumblr savior that shit now. 

#couldn’t they have made a ME movie that -wasn’t- based on shepard
#the only people who can appreciate shepard are the people who have played the game #and if you’re going to make a movie based on Shepard’s story #well you just fucking can’t #because every Shepard is different #an entire fucking universe of possibilities and you wanna make an ME movie about Shepard #ok

this, exactly this.

that is what’s always bothered me about the idea of the ME movie being Shepard-focused: no matter what they do, they are going to alienate MOST of the fandom. Because everyone chose something different. The people who played a male shepard romancing Liara are outweighed by the people who played the game any other way. 

There is an entire, rich galaxy of story possibilities, and they decide the best thing to do is make what is probably going to be a stale as shit rehash of the game with stale as shit scifi film tropes that have been done a million times before. 

Ashley or Liara romance…Wrex dying…Council dies.

hahah, I am rather indifferent about this. I had no expectations. Plus I believe the hype about choice in ME is just a load of media bullshit. The choices weren’t that big a deal. They helped with headcanons..but real canon..not much.

However, default male shepard is really boring and stereotypical, and the only thing I am worried about is how they are going to make an interesting, real character out of a shell. He really isn’t that inspiring. Hopefully Garrus, Liara, Wrex, Tali, Kaidan and Ash are all there to provide decent character development. 

Thing about Mass Effect 1 is that the story was really, really good. Saren was great. It introduced the world well. I wouldn’t want to see any of the other stories on the big screen…Sure it won’t be as involved, but if Mass Effect 1 had be a super linear game, it still would have been great. and the movie has potential to be good as well, so why don’t we just wait to actually see it before we judge?

(Source: liarassideboob, via teamheadcanon)

5 months ago
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    People thought the Mass Effect movie wouldn’t be shit?
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    It’s a role play. Shooter get over it.
  14. grotesquejak reblogged this from teamheadcanon and added:
    Ashley or Liara romance…Wrex dying…Council dies. hahah, I am rather indifferent about this. I had no expectations. Plus...
  15. karloaf reblogged this from thejnspdiehard and added:
    Was expecting this :/
  16. dantalaois reblogged this from hightechzombie and added:
    Whoops, you’re right....get my hopes up about the film, but a thousand apologies for lazy...
  17. thejnspdiehard reblogged this from surimistick and added:
    I don’t even play ME, and I am fucking mad.
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  20. bunnyiscthulhu reblogged this from soullesshusk and added:
    “A shooter game” After all their insistence it’s still an rpg, they do that? Well done.
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    Thou shalt cast the Rock. Thou shalt. Or I shall smite thee with great vigor.
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    I will only accept this if they get Dwayne Johnson or Idris Elba as Shepard. But that’s not gonna happen so fuck it
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