There once was a slipper (with two ps). One p was blue, the other was green. Together they were an aquamarine colour. But that's gross so they stayed two separate ps. Slipper would take his two ps everywhere he went. One day, he went ice skating. While ice skating, he slipped and fell. His slipper slipped off and his ps went flying. He never saw them again. . . A little girl later happened upon blue p and picked him up and kept him. She later planted him in a garden and he suffocated. A young couple discovered green p and squished him because they hated vegetables. The end.
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