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still one of my favorite photosets ever
the most annoying part when I first started that game
KLIMMEK YOU LYING BASTARD.
Behold, the thing that inspired this picture way back during my first days of Skyrim
Freaking trolls, man
| Greed: | I want shit |
|---|---|
| Envy: | I want your shit |
| Wrath: | I'm going to wreck your shit |
| Lust: | I'm into some freaky shit |
| Gluttony: | This is some tasty shit |
| Sloth: | I don't feel like doing shit |
| Pride: | I am the shit |
| Rebecca, age 8: | When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love. |
|---|---|
| Terri, age 4: | Love is what makes you smile when you're tired. |
| Danny, age 7: | Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK. |
| Nikka, age 6: | If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate. |
| Elaine, age 5: | Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken. |
| Chris, age 7: | Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford. |
| Mary Ann, age 4: | Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day. |
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J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers.
Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes.
EXPLAINS THE BOOKS
^^^^ This
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Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.
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GROW DINOSAURS
We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.
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I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.
Legitimately turned on by this
This is the best thing.
I appreciate this
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