rneerkat: rneerkat: lms if u dont know what hola means so apparently lms means “like my status” not “learn more spanish”????
noire-pandora: I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
skinnyyyboness: Someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking
thecatzzzmeow: Yahoo is deleting every blog that doesn’t follow me, sorry I don’t make the rules
I drank all of my fucking ice tea. How depressing.– LoTR.girl
meoplelikepeople: acrackinthetardis: nickgrimshade: do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry...
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
cheesecurl: i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
Lose yourself to dance
titanizzle: holy shit the new daft punk album is so fuckin good im gonna cry omg
Society as a kid: Be whatever you want! Follow your dreams! Nothing is impossible! The sky is the limit! Society as you get older: That’s not realistic. You’ll never make money that way. Not in this economy. Good luck being homeless.
2 headphones: you can't talk to me
1 headphone: you can't talk to me
no headphones: you still can't talk to me
livinginheadcanon: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings...
deadlysick: From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.